Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
