It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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