An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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