i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I am naked and annoyed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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