Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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