alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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