There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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