and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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