Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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