Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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