I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
3 2 1 whiskey
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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