Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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