i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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