He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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