i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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