That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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