Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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