Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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