i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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