Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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