I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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