So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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