im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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