He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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