You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Pooping to opera.
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