ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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