They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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