i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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