dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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