She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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