So drunk its hurt
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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