The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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