Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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