I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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