She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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