Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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