i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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