Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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