she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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