That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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