Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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