I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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