I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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