im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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