Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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