Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
