google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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