I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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