Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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