normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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